Uh.y-yeah?….It’s part of the um song….
Ah, I see. Not really my kind of music.
Uh… what do people do for fun around here? I can’t masturbate, there’s nothing to do.
Depends. Is something troubling you to the point you need immediate relaxation?
I masturbated six times last night. Good enough for you?
Hey babycakes. What were you saying about me?
You have any of that weed?
Who wants to hit up that hippie girl and smoke with me?
… Oh. Uh. Well, I.. there are some girls here who are pretty.. promiscuous You could just.. go for one of them?
Didn’t I say I wanted to masturbate?
I certainly don’t want to go home, but I don’t want to stay here, either.
I just wanna masturbate.
I wanna go home.
I might have taken a few pills too many and ended up in the hospital. What about you?
I really love masturbating.
And? Do you ever let anyone call you that?
I let the hippie therapist.
or can I?
I dunno, but the hippie therapist set me up. You smoke weed?
I’m Nikolai. What’re you in for?
Hi, Nikolai. Why would I want to call you Nik?
I dunno, everyone does.