ryan-sidel:

 

Uh.y-yeah?….It’s part of the um song….

Ah, I see. Not really my kind of music.

ryan-sidel:

My jam!

Hipsters?

Uh… what do people do for fun around here? I can’t masturbate, there’s nothing to do.

these are the eyes of a ben harmon man

miss-ellie-williams:

 

Depends. Is something troubling you to the point you need immediate relaxation?

I masturbated six times last night. Good enough for you?

miss-ellie-williams:

 

Hey babycakes. What were you saying about me?

You have any of that weed?

Who wants to hit up that hippie girl and smoke with me?

noellemeetsworld:

 

… Oh. Uh. Well, I.. there are some girls here who are pretty.. promiscuous  You could just.. go for one of them?

Didn’t I say I wanted to masturbate?

noellemeetsworld:

 

I certainly don’t want to go home, but I don’t want to stay here, either.

I just wanna masturbate.

I wanna go home.

dylan-lenter:

 

I might have taken a few pills too many and ended up in the hospital. What about you?

I really love masturbating.

neveralonemonroe:

 

And? Do you ever let anyone call you that?

I let the hippie therapist.

ryan-sidel:

or can I?

I dunno, but the hippie therapist set me up. You smoke weed?

dylan-lenter:

I’m Dylan

I’m Nikolai. What’re you in for?

neveralonemonroe:

 

Hi, Nikolai. Why would I want to call you Nik?

I dunno, everyone does.